Sunday, September 21, 2008

What if this was not a blog?

I really don't enjoy "what if" questions because I can't help but think "who cares?". I do however find that it takes you into the depths of another persons thoughts and process of thinking. I guess some of them are to make you think yet others are idiotic or mundane. Anyway, if you read it, try to enjoy at least some of it.

1 What if you never had to work again?
2 What if you were never able to work again?
3 Would you take another persons life if yours depended on it?
4 Would you give up your own life if it meant saving another?
5 What would you do if you were stupid?
6 What would you do if you knew you were stupid?
7 What if you were never able to be physically comfortable again?
8 What if there were only four dwarfs?
9 What if this post never becomes rambling?
10 What if you were forced to leave your home?
11 What if you were forced to leave your country?
12 What if you were never able to leave your country?
13 What if you were never able to leave your home?
14 What if you were never able to laugh?
15 What if you were never able to see anything green?
16 What if you were never able to hear anything other than dog whistles?
17 What if you quit feeling joy?
18 What if you never remembered anything past five minutes?
19 What if you never had to worry about anger or sorrow?
20 What if you were allergic to everything?
21 What if marijuana was legal?
22 What if you lost all creativity?
23 What if there were no animals left on earth, excluding fish?
24 What if you were framed for a crime you didn’t commit?
25 What if you were never able to get decent employment?
26 What would you do if you were faced with an intruder?
27 What if if were if if if seemed ify?
28 What would you do if you simply had no concept of math?
29 What if someone you love did something felonious?
30 What if you only got ten stations on your TV?
31 What if you had to live without the Internet?
32 What if you had no social interaction with anyone ever again?
33 What if the EV1 was still in production?
34 What if you were unable to drive anywhere?
35 What if all governments were willing to compromise?
36 What if communism slips into our country?
37 What if you heard circus music in your head constantly?
38 What if you got scurvy?
39 What if the computers rebel?
40 What if the only food you are able to get is genetically enhanced?
41 What if tomorrow never comes?
42 What if midgets took over?
43 What if you never had to wait in line for anything again?
44 What if one hour of sleep a day were sufficient?
45 What if Indianapolis had sidewalk urinals?
46 What if the person sitting next to you stinks?
47 What if someone slipped you LSD?
48 What if graffiti were legal?
49 Would you use the subway if Indianapolis built one?
50 What if you started to cry uncontrollably in public for no reason?

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